1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,503 Na-no, na-no! 2 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,377 Thanks for driving me to work, Mind. 3 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,611 Oh hello, Mork. 4 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,712 Mindy. Hi. 5 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,581 I'm glad you're here early, Mork. 6 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,450 I have bad news. 7 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,650 Mr. Paul Simpson... 8 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,786 The man we lease this daycare center from 9 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,788 also owns the roller-disco place 10 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:52,922 across the street. 11 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,691 Our lease is up at the end of the month, 12 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,926 and Mr. Simpson isn't going to renew it. 13 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,329 He's going to tear down the daycare center 14 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,199 and make it a parking lot for the skating rink. 15 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,500 Oh, no. He can't do that. 16 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,968 What'll happen to the munchkins? 17 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,903 They can't play hopscotch in the fast lane. 18 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,472 God only knows. 19 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,207 Mr. Simpson called, and he's going to 20 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,309 come over here this morning and explain things. 21 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,277 If he appears, I'll be back in a second. 22 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,945 But... 23 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,581 Oh, Mork. 24 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,382 We've gotta put our heads together. 25 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,606 Those little kids are gonna be thrown out in the street. 26 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,221 I'll Give Mr. Simpson a piece of my mind 27 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,123 or at least a hunk of my frontal lobe, there Mind. 28 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,357 I mean, eviction of munchkins? 29 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,492 Well, that's... That's rude. 30 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,859 I mean, we can't be mean to kids. 31 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,761 Wha... This isn't a Joan Crawford daycare centre. 32 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,830 It's... Ooh... Ooh... 33 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,265 If it's the Paul Simpson, 34 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,666 he's really a powerful man. 35 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,502 I mean, he owns half of Boulder. 36 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,204 Well, we'll just have to tell Mr. The Paul Simpson 37 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,939 that's he's dealing with Mork the defender. 38 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,941 Ooh. He's making my jaws tight, Mind. 39 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,676 If I ever see him, I'm gonna give him what for. 40 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,044 Then again, what five. Excuse me. 41 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,679 Give him what six. What six-and-a-half. 42 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,680 I'm Paul Simpson. 43 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,704 Oh, what for. 44 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,317 Oh, please! 45 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,652 Don't throw the little Yodas out, 46 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,686 Massa Simpson! 47 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,121 Please, don't you understand? 48 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,190 I mean, you can't tear down the orphanage. 49 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,824 Then Little Orphan Annie and Oliver Twist 50 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,693 will be thrown out in the cold, picked up by Fagan, 51 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,094 and forced to lie, cheat, and steal. 52 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,463 Then he'll take them to Hollywood 53 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,730 and work in B movies. 54 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,568 Mork... lighten up. 55 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,935 Ooh. And it's not an orphanage. 56 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,271 It's a daycare center. 57 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,173 Who ever heard of Little Daycare Center Annie? 58 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:21,344 Excuse me, Mr. Simpson, um, but if... 59 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,812 If you tear down the day-care center, 60 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,714 what'll the kids do when their parents go to work? 61 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,651 Oh, I don't wanna see this place torn down. 62 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,952 But I'm not doing it. My son is. 63 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:31,588 You mean you don't own the roller disco? 64 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,989 Well, technically I do. 65 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,158 But I bought the place and gave it to my son. 66 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:38,295 Can't you tell him not to tear this place down? 67 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,830 Oh, I have to let him do it his way. 68 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,900 He's always been... irresponsible. 69 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,268 A troublemaker. 70 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,470 The only thing he can do well is skate. 71 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,005 So I bought that rink and gave it to him, 72 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,341 hoping it would... straighten him up. 73 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:54,266 It seems to be working, so I'm not going to interfere. 74 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,114 Um... 75 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,317 I can understand your concern for your son, 76 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,519 but what about all those little kids? 77 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,921 Well, I'm going to wait here for Mrs. Fallow. 78 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,691 Why don't you go down and talk to my son, Wheels? 79 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,360 Wheels? Is... Is that a family name? 80 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,894 His real name is Carol. 81 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:15,198 Some reason he prefers to be called Wheels. 82 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,388 Oh, that guy is really good. 83 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,489 Maybe. 84 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,159 Haven't been skating in such a long time. 85 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,262 I hope I don't fall down and hurt myself. 86 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,631 Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. What's the big deal here? 87 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:48,898 We're not flying to the moon. 88 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,133 Just talking a little skating. 89 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,601 A little gravity, a little friction. 90 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,737 Oh, yeah? Well, it's not that easy, Mork. 91 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:54,738 Have you ever done it? 92 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,172 Mindy, how hard can it be? 93 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,840 I mean, you've got four wheels on each foot. 94 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,108 Ever seen an 8-wheeler tip over? 95 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,777 A Peterbilt go pfft? No way. 96 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,613 Come on home, Mama. Take anything you need. 97 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,515 Ah, see. 98 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,949 Ta-da. No big deal. 99 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,185 Oh, no big deal. You're walking on the carpet. 100 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,289 Oh, Mindy. I mean, we Orkans are born balancers. 101 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,291 I mean, we can waltz on water. 102 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,393 We can tap-dance on tapioca. See this? 103 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,163 Watch out there. 104 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,964 We can also polka on the head of a pin. 105 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,466 You know, we... We... We... 106 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,256 Hey! Hey! Hey! 107 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:30,072 Mork, you all right? 108 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,341 Mind? 109 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,875 Can you please help me up? 110 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,412 Oh, Mork, you shouldn't balance on your nose. 111 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,858 I just don't understand how those 8-wheelers stay upright. 112 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,660 Oh... Good, here comes Wheels. 113 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,462 Why don't we catch him while he's alone? 114 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,297 It's all right, Mindy. I'm okay. I'm all right. 115 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,700 Y-You go on. I-I just have a little cramp in my shoelace. 116 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,167 I'll be okay. I'm a superior being. 117 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,336 Okay. 118 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,771 Come back, Mind. 119 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:05,364 Oh... Mind... Mind... Mi... 120 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,567 Ah! 121 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,361 My name is Mindy McConnell, 122 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,863 and I have a friend who'd like to talk to you. 123 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,398 Where is your friend? He can talk to me 124 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,099 while I'm scraping up the gum. 125 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,401 He's over here... 126 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,238 or somewhere. 127 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,506 Where could he be? 128 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,541 Would you get to the point? Wheels is busy. 129 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,109 Here, you gotta sign there. 130 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,412 All right, but I'm not gonna sign it "Carol." 131 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,848 I'm signing it, "Wheels." 132 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,215 I shouldn't be 133 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,717 the one that talks to you about this 134 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,721 because, uh, Mork is the one who has the bone to pick. 135 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,478 Mork, come here. 136 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,097 Uh, you must be Wheels. 137 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,433 And you must be toes. 138 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:06,269 Har-har. Oh, you kid. 139 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,872 Oh, actually, I'm Mork from the daycare center. 140 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,707 You go to daycare center? 141 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,709 Shoot, I was in jail at your age. 142 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,545 He works there. 143 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,880 Uh, I suppose you know the reasons 144 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,744 why you shouldn't tear it down. 145 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,583 Nope. Nope. 146 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,986 There's a negative echo in here, is there, Mindy? 147 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,955 What... What about the children? 148 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,824 Oh, well, we'll try to get most of 'em out 149 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,968 before we flatten the place. 150 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,428 Wait a minute here, 151 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,929 what kind of a human being are you? 152 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,432 What kind of a... Why... What kind... Why? 153 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,166 You big turkey! He doesn't even 154 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,869 know how to skate! 155 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,671 Now look, chicky-poo, 156 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,239 if you don't like the way I do business, 157 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,797 you can get your perky, little pigtails out of here. 158 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,633 Whoa! 159 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:50,413 Mind. Mind. 160 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,881 Mind. Uh-oh. Oh-oh. 161 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,950 Whoa! 162 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,485 A-Are you sure I can't change your mind 163 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,653 about that daycare center? 164 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,087 You've got as much chance of that 165 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,355 as you do of out skating me. 166 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,389 W-Whoa... 167 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,459 Whoa... 168 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,093 Mork, I'm gonna fall. 169 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,194 I accept the bet. 170 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,228 What bet? 171 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,599 Will you let go of me?! 172 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,400 Oh. Now, what bet? 173 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,401 Oh! Ah! 174 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:13,636 Mind. Mind. 175 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:16,606 Well, you said... 176 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,040 that if I beat you in skating, 177 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,041 you'd change your mind. 178 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,276 Well, I accept your challenge. 179 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,244 Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. 180 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,580 I didn't say that. 181 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,315 Oh, are we discoing to a different beat now, Mr. Thing? 182 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,817 Yeah? 183 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,841 Hm? 184 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,321 You hear that, everybody? 185 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,791 Wheels the professional says that he doesn't wanna 186 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,192 race Mork, the beginner. Huh? 187 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,783 Whoa. 188 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,132 Mind, he's quaking in his skates right now, 189 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,300 isn't he? 190 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,268 Hey, Wheels. They're laughin' at you. 191 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,571 Don't be silly. I'm not afraid of him. 192 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,706 Okay, I'll race him. 193 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,074 Ha! 194 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,209 You hear that, everybody?! 195 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,044 He accepted my challenge, Mind. 196 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,345 Well, you can't beat him. 197 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,714 Oh, shh. Mind. 198 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,682 Now, I am a superior alien being. 199 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:00,683 Remember that. 200 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,118 Remember that. 201 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,720 Okay, then let's get this straight. 202 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,788 If Mork wins then the daycare center stays. 203 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,957 And if you win, it becomes a parking lot. 204 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,960 Hey, what difference is it gonna make anyway, huh? 205 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,962 How many laps around the rink, clown? 206 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,753 Clown? 207 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:20,369 No home-rink advantage for you. 208 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,905 Mm-mm. No way. 209 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,673 Here comes the superior part, Mind. 210 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,807 Watch this. 211 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,442 This is the only rink in Boulder. 212 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,011 Where ya suppose to skate? 213 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,346 We're gonna skate... in the Rockies. 214 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,650 Shh. 215 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,306 The Rocky Mountains? 216 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:37,720 That's the superior part? 217 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,790 We're gonna start up at Eagle Point... 218 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,059 skate down, through Boulder Mountain Park... 219 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,393 end up at the mall. 220 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,064 That's 10 miles and steep. And there might be snow. 221 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,833 Ooh, a little bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk, hm? 222 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,602 Are we writing a little check with our mouth, 223 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,203 that our feet can't cash maybe? Hm? 224 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,605 You don't know. 225 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,506 Are you in, big guy, or not? 226 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,375 I guess I'm in. 227 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,149 Saturday. High noon. 228 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,752 Be there or be square. 229 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,487 Mind, he bought the oldest trick in the book. 230 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,956 It's in the solar-system guide book. 231 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,457 Yeah? 232 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,858 What this one: 233 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:19,028 You're a rink skater. But up there on the mountain, 234 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,031 where there's no strobe light, no disco beat 235 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,399 and no spandex... 236 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,734 we're equal. 237 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,471 Well, I gotta admire a guy that can put one over on me. 238 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,439 Wheels, why don't you let the smart guy 239 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,540 read your belt buckle? 240 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,064 Sure, I enjoy a little light reading. 241 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:39,315 "Colorado State Rink, Street Cross-Country... 242 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,106 Skate Champion." 243 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,754 Pretty. 244 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,732 You know, Mindy, 245 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,767 Mork simply doesn't have a chance to win that race. 246 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,935 Oh, I agree. 247 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,838 He got up before dawn to start training. 248 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,572 That was six hours ago. 249 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,009 Mm. He seems to have a will, but there's no way. 250 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,400 I think I hear Rocky now. 251 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,852 Oh... 252 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,620 are you all right? Ow! Ah! 253 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,388 Oh. Ah... 254 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,589 Oh, Mork, what's wrong? 255 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,659 Oh. Mind... 256 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,093 y-you see this finger? 257 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,494 Yeah. 258 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,765 That's the only part of my body that doesn't hurt. 259 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,934 And that's because I think it's a clean break. 260 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,670 Let me help you. 261 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,179 Oh... Hello, Fred. 262 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,447 Mork, you look terrible. 263 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,818 Oh, I was all right, Fred, until I skinned my eyes. 264 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,443 Ahh...! 265 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,126 You'll never guess who I ran into, Mindy. 266 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,360 Who? 267 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,164 Well, you beat me. But no fair. 268 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:04,500 You took a shortcut through the rose hedge. 269 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,170 Oh, uh, Dad, this is Glenda Faye Comstock. 270 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,871 We went to high school together. 271 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,372 Yes, yes. 272 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,208 I've always liked you, Mr. McConnell. 273 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,799 How... Yes. 274 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,181 Uh, where'd you run into Glenda Faye? 275 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,816 Well... He ran into me here, 276 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,884 then here, and a little later, 277 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,320 right down here. 278 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,622 Mindy, do you mind if I use your bathroom? 279 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,224 I'd like to powder my bruises. 280 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,291 Oh, sure. 281 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,016 Excuse me. 282 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,131 Well, I really admire your spirit. 283 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,266 Six hours of training. 284 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,701 Where did you go? 285 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,737 Well, Mind, you wouldn't believe this, 286 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,106 but I went all the way around the block. 287 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,041 How many times? 288 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,243 Times? 289 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,180 Mork, you can't learn to skate like a professional in a week. 290 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,215 Oh, Fred, I've gotta. 291 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,449 I've gotta do it for the kids. 292 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,885 And... besides, I can't lose. 293 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,186 Mm-mm. No way. 294 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,520 Why can't you lose? 295 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,522 Well, because this is the land of the home. 296 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:01,891 Free of the brave. 297 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,193 'Cause the good guys always win, and that's me. 298 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,595 Uh, who says the good guys always win? 299 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,464 Oh, Fred. Movies, television. 300 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,967 I mean, look at that. I mean, it's the American way. 301 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,835 I mean, when's the last time you saw Genghis Khan 302 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,036 ride off into the sunset? 303 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,072 All right, you little Mongols, 304 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,775 head your little ponies up. 305 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,811 Or when's the last time you saw Peter Lorre 306 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,545 ride off into the sunset? 307 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:27,049 Happy trails To you ♪ 308 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,052 ♪ Until We meet again ♪ 309 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,121 You're very pretty. 310 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,390 You see, it's determination. 311 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,225 Determination. It's a little... 312 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,060 The little skater who thought he could. 313 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,596 Ah-ah, I think I can. I think I can. 314 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,799 Can. Yes, I can, can. Yes I ca... 315 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,900 Ah... 316 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,102 See? Determination, Fred. 317 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,870 And that's what I've got lots of. 318 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,760 My middle name is "Mr. D." 319 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,077 Good afternoon, fellow Boulderites. 320 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,079 I'll be receiving reports 321 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,781 throughout the course of the race 322 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,384 by spotters using walkie-talkies. 323 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,788 And I see by the old watch on the wrist... 324 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,425 that the race is about to start. 325 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,895 Yes, our two daredevils should be 326 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,597 getting ready to start the race right about now, 327 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,834 up at the top of Eagles Peak. 328 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,203 Now, you know your route. - Right. 329 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,205 You go down Oak Street, you turn onto Pearl, 330 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,739 and then you go right into Boulder mall. 331 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,908 Boulder mall. Well, too bad they don't make those 332 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,945 in loafers, huh, Mind? 333 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,546 Look at that helmet. 334 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,315 He looks like Amelia Earhart. 335 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,217 Hey, he's nothing. 336 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,219 Watch out for the potholes. Potholes, yeah. 337 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,987 And the ice. It's slippery. Yeah, yeah tha... 338 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,011 Ah! 339 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,724 Like that. Oh, like that. 340 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,525 And keep your vest buttoned. 341 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,394 You don't want to catch a cold. Oh. Oh. 342 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,129 Thanks, Mother Mind. 343 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,197 Hello, Wheels. 344 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,788 Hello, sleazy second. Say hi to the warden. 345 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,669 I got everything we need in the van. 346 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,471 And I put them tires where you told me to. 347 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,907 Good. I know I can beat this turkey, 348 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,541 but I don't wanna take any chances. 349 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,133 Come on. Let's go. 350 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,516 Okay, boys. Let's get this over with. 351 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,851 Oh, good luck, Mork. 352 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,286 You can do it, I hope. 353 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,554 Sure I can, Mind. I've trained for a week. 354 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,556 On your mark... Oh. 355 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,226 Get set... 356 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,560 Oh. I forgot to wish him good luck. 357 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,864 May the best... Excuse me, I think... 358 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,865 go. Well... 359 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,233 Think you better shoot again. 360 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,135 He's a little far away. I don't think he heard it. 361 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,569 What kinda start was that? 362 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,105 A nice, clean start. 363 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,773 Mm, get going! Oh. 364 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,774 Mork, go! Oh, oh, oh. 365 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,276 Go! Come on! Go! 366 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,676 I'm going, Mind. I'm going. Hurry! 367 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,727 I can do it. 368 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,596 'Cause the good guys always win. 369 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,099 Now, all it takes is a little total concentration. 370 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,435 Now, I can't let anything distract me. 371 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,670 Orson calling Mork. Come in, Mork. 372 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,006 Not now, Orson. I'm busy! 373 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,990 Gotta get an unlisted head. 374 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,173 I wonder who left those tires in the middle of... 375 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,841 Oh, no! Someone could... 376 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,486 Where did you come from? 377 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,988 Oh, little spot called death's door. 378 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,990 I'd like to talk about the start of that race. 379 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,158 You see, where I come from, 380 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,659 it's usually ready, set, bang, skate, 381 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,194 not ready, set, skate, bang. 382 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,397 I know it's a very subtle difference, but... 383 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,398 Where'd you come from? 384 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,633 How did you get beside those tires? 385 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,897 What tires? 386 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,104 What tires ar... Hmm. 387 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,074 I'm rapidly mounting suspicions here. 388 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,731 I know there's something wrong, but I can't pinpoint it. 389 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,657 Look who caught up to Mr. Champion. 390 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,614 I'm glad. It makes this easier. 391 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,163 Ah, ah. Ahh. 392 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,730 Ooh, hope I land on something sof... 393 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,567 Ah! 394 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,357 I heard pine was a soft wood. 395 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,004 Oh, 396 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,206 Mork! 397 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,041 Here, let me help you. Take my arm. 398 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,744 It's painful. I know. 399 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,535 Get a grip. Thank you. 400 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,417 Are you okay? Oh... 401 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,286 Mind, I thought the good guys always win. 402 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,720 Not when the bad guys cheat. 403 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,122 Yeah, but I don't wanna cheat, Mind. 404 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,323 I don't wanna do anything rash. 405 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,559 Well, be rash. How are you gonna catch him? 406 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,827 Well, it's a drastic measure, but I could always 407 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,030 induce translinear phaser molecular motion. 408 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,999 Could you translate that into earthling, please? 409 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,834 Well, basically it's a time warp, Mind. 410 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,269 But I can't do it for very long, 411 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,438 and I don't know if I have enough time to catch him anyway. 412 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,907 Mork, at this point you gotta try anything you can. 413 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,709 Look who's telling me to cheat. 414 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,077 I'm not telling you to cheat. 415 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,745 He's the one that's cheating. 416 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,880 And anyway, you're doing it for the kids. 417 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,584 Yeah, the little munchkins. You're right, Mind. 418 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,952 I'll see you at the finish line, if I don't burn up on re-entry. 419 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,987 Oh... Big kiss. 420 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,855 All right. 421 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,956 Good luck. 422 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,725 Thank you, I... Well, I can't catch him 423 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,527 on the road. Have to take a shortcut. 424 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,595 Au revoir. 425 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,929 Wait a minute, you're gonna skate 426 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,397 down there, through the grass? 427 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,633 He's skating through the grass. 428 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,424 Ladies and gentlemen, 429 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,926 I just got word from one of our spotters 430 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,995 that Wheels Simpson is in town 431 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,697 and headed toward the finish line. 432 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:52,690 Mork is... nowhere in sight. 433 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,381 Well, it looks like Wheels is an easy winner, 434 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,882 ladies and gentlemen. 435 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,384 Wheels is coming down the... 436 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,686 Wait a minute, ladies and gentlemen. 437 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,289 Our spotter says that Mork is in town, 438 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,479 and skating towards the mall. 439 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,482 Why are you slowing down? 440 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,199 Use your time warp. 441 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,533 I'm all warped out, Mind. 442 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,902 I don't get it. The bad guys are winning. 443 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,071 The good guys are here, sucking air. 444 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,673 Oh, you can do it. What about all that talk 445 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,973 about determination and drive? 446 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,742 You're right, Mind. I can't let a little thing 447 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,244 like physical exhaustion stop me. 448 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,845 Right. Go. I got drive. 449 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,180 You wanna see drive? Yeah! 450 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,015 Next stop: the winner's circle. Good. 451 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,617 Here I go, Mind. 452 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,151 Here I go! Mork. 453 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,987 Oh, I know. I know. 454 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,845 Oh, they're neck and neck, ladies and gentlemen. 455 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,347 What a race. Wait a minute. 456 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,549 What's that guy doing? 457 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,606 Let him by, you yutz-o! 458 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,727 Holy smoke, did you see that?! 459 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,094 Mork! Mork! 460 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,865 You can do it, Mork. 461 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,033 Yeah, you're right. 462 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,902 This one's for you, munchkin. 463 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,438 All right. Is your last name Gipper? 464 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,395 Are you all right?! 465 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,979 Okay, he's all right, ladies and gentlemen. 466 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,238 Mork, Mork! Mind! Mind! 467 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,441 Mind. Oh, oh. I can't believe it. 468 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,476 - You won. You won! - Oh, oh. 469 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,977 The kids are so excited. 470 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,479 Oh, shucks and wazoo, Mind. 471 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,781 Way to go, Mork. 472 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,816 What you did took a lot of courage... 473 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,117 Oh. And stupidity. 474 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,585 Oh, thank you. We're all 475 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,287 very proud of you, Mork. 476 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,255 Swell. This is really exciting, Mind. 477 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,491 I beat the best, didn't I? Yeah, you did. 478 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,395 I guess that makes me top skate, now doesn't it? 479 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,895 People skating all over the country 480 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,131 going "Yo! Yo!" 481 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,534 Ah, maybe I should open up my own roller-disco rink. Maybe? 482 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,901 So I could teach John Q. Public 483 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,036 how to really skate right. 484 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,504 I've learned some basic moves, Mind. 485 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,572 Besides... Ah. 486 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,273 Watch yourself! 487 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,885 Mork calling Orson. 488 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,920 Come in, Orson. 489 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,756 Mork calling Orson. 490 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,158 Come in, Orson. 491 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,527 Mork calling Orson. Come in, your equatorship. 492 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,530 I'm here, Mork. What's your report this week? 493 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,499 Well, sir, this week I raced a human 494 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,368 on roller skates, and won. 495 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,369 What did you win? 496 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,503 Oh, the race, sir. 497 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,871 The real winners were the children 498 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,506 who got to keep their daycare center. 499 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,875 Do earthlings always race on skates? 500 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,844 Oh, No, sir. There are different kinds of races. 501 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,813 There's dog races, horse races, auto races... 502 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:28,517 It sounds like racing is very popular there, Mork. 503 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,985 Well, sir, it is. 504 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,153 The most wonderful race of all could be the human race... 505 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:35,190 if they'd only realize that they're all on the same team. 506 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,259 All they need is some kind of international referee. 507 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,260 You know, s... 508 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,961 Oh, bing. 509 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,129 You know, sir... 510 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,264 I think I look awfully good 511 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,332 in black-and-white stripes, don't you? 512 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,556 Try and follow me on this one. 513 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,706 Brezhnev. Fifteen miles, illegal invasion! 514 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,542 Castro, you're out of the game! Smoking in the huddle! 515 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,844 Amin, you'd be out of the game too, 516 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:56,868 if we could find you! 517 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,281 Whoa! There you are, little sucker. 518 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,583 Until next week, sir... 519 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,918 na-no, na-no.